“I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. ”
– Rodney Dangerfield

“My father always used to say that when you die, if you’ve got five real friends, then you’ve had a great life.”
– Lee Iococca

“My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.”
– Jim Valvano

“I wasn’t anything special as a father. But I loved them and they knew it.”
– Sammy Davis Jr.

“Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards.”
– Robert Orben